HATE ME? then FUCK OFF.

It was a fair morning with slight breeze. I was on my way driving to the park. Then there was this turn which I made, and clearly there was no car at the turn, then there’s this idiot car which parked on the footpath and was making his way down to the main street. So definitely I knocked him. We had a very FUNNY Arguments. I was with my dad then he was cursing him like ( F!)@))%&#)(_+”D>.). It really was a SWEET ESCAPE. I’ll telling you now

His care is a black shiny mint Mercedes S Series, but the driver is worse than any animals listed in the Animal Kingdom in the whole wide world.

DAD : What kinda driver is this? Can drive on footpath meh? Sure he will come down.

I : No need to wait already. He’s here.

Then he gave two frightening knocks on my windows

FREAK: Eh Eh. You don’t know how to drive ar? Never see car meh? Do you know what is ‘brake’?

I : Is it spelled as B-R-A-K-E ?

DAD: Who the fuck asked you to go onto the footpath? Eh? You la idiot, your mother never teach how to drive arh? How can you get driving license?

(If it’s in Singapore, S’prean will take down whatever vehicle numbers, vehicle details and other shits.)

I tio stunned.. Never before he has been so cool.

FREAK: Er…never mind, but how’re you going to repay for this?

I : Repay what shit ? It was your fault. It is already wrong to park at the turn, and even worse when on the footpath, right? So, you should just leave. I don’t wanna make this big

DAD: Eh..you shuttup, it’s adult stuff ( Huh?)

FREAK: How can it be my fault? You ..uuuu.. come and knocked me? Right? So it’s whose fault?

DAD: Let’s just call our insurance representative ,ok? Fine? Fine?

Then my dad took out the phone, he started to get irritated

FREAK: Don’t want. I want you to just pay me. I think 3000 will do. QUICK, I’m RUSHING OFF SOON. DON’T WANT TO QUARREL WITH STUPID PEOPLE

I was like..WTF ? small paint scratch only cost 150 bahts. He wants 3000… then.. I got scholarship lor. I’m smart (hoho). I think you’re just one pathetic driver, illiterated and parents grandparents and ancestors never teach one lor. How can educated ppl say like this? And I think the FREAK doesn’t even have an insurance. That’s why he..so stupid (=

DAD: Then you just give me your telephone number, since you’re rushing..right? I’ll contact you then we can settle stuff

FREAK: Ok then, fair enough. Then he gave us his name card. Ok? Call me.

DAD and I : ???????????????????>.

See he’s damn blurr. It was my fault and he let me handle the stuff? That’s so smart la!

OK. THAT WAS A SWEET ESCAPE.

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